Lileks continues to hit the funny bone:
most attempts to turn your baby into a SuperGenius via instructional tapes or early exposure to Schoenberg (teaches them how to count to 12, at least) or in-utero projections of high renaissance art are folly, and reflect the insecurities of narcissitic [sic] parents who think that showing a kid Van Gogh when they’re six months old will help them get into Harvard.
And just for context, Lileks manages to go through the following topics in the subsequent two paragraphs:
- Baby Einstein
- Sesame Street